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Category Archives: KMI

Rick Ohs’ Top Ten Reasons Why Lynn Twiss Is Suited For Big City Living

28-Apr-05

10. Country radio reception is poor and there is a techno/punk station on 101.6 KILZ. 09. Hunting is about hunting for some killer new club to hang out at. 08. Looking for a Rave doesn’t get you directions to the hair spray asile at Wal-Mart. 07. Suicidal girls doesn’t initiate Mental Health & Law Enforcement [...]

Fiesta Lime Chicken – The End of a Chapter.

28-Feb-05

Fiesta Lime Chicken and an iced tea. That’s what I was consuming when I told my boss of nearly ten years that I was leaving the company. I feel a bit guilty, because he was so excited to go and eat lunch away from the building and have me pay. He really had no premonition [...]

Too bad the terrorists didn’t fly a plane into your factory!!!!!!!!

24-Feb-05

On really bad days here at KMI, when the phones are screwed up and consumer’s can’t stop complaining about it, like we didn’t know there is a problem already. Tonya, Assistant Extraordinaire, has a solution to her stress. She pulls out from her desk, a letter from a disgruntled customer. Whether or not we ever [...]