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ProfX Beats Down Halo2

SUCK MY NIZZUTZ!ProfX is dedicated. Dedicated to (plasma)pistol-whipping the faces of his enemies into virtual mush. How dedicated you ask?

Monday (5 hours): 27 games.
Sat-Sun ( 2 days): 84 games.

For a total of : 111 games in three days.

A true moment of glory can be seen here.

UPDATE: In the annals of Halo2 time, there are moments so glorious, that a warcry is warranted. Here are a few of ProfX’s warcries:

SNIGGIDY SNIPED!“, after sniping.

“I beat down day-old-pussy!”, after pistol-whipping.

“Due-blay!”, after scoring a double-kill.

6 Comments

  1. Z

    Maybe if Richard had a hug, he wouldn’t sit so close to the TV and he’d take a more active interest in his apperance.

    Posted on 14-Mar-05 at 7:56 pm | Permalink
  2. No, the only thing that could spurn ProfX to take that kind of action is: big tits. A quick check of Google reveals 2,590,000 results for “big tits” , versus a measly 355K for “small tits” … pretty much what you’d expect, right ProfX? Right.

    Posted on 17-Mar-05 at 6:41 pm | Permalink
  3. Johnny_Gaijin

    what is excactly does “day old pussy mean”? like, a newborn baby girl? or what? leftovers from a baked feline? a vagina surgically removed the day before? very confusing

    Posted on 19-Mar-05 at 12:37 am | Permalink
  4. frosty

    It’s Richard. His taunts are art.. as is his drunken dancing with skanks.

    Posted on 19-Mar-05 at 4:33 am | Permalink
  5. Johnny_Gaijin

    also his skanky dancing with drunks

    Posted on 23-Mar-05 at 3:20 pm | Permalink
  6. Hey, I like it when ProfX dances with me that way! (That’s a sick gravatar Johnny Gaijin!)

    Posted on 23-Mar-05 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

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