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Rick Ohs’ Top Ten Reasons Why Lynn Twiss Is Suited For Big City Living

    10. Country radio reception is poor and there is a techno/punk station on 101.6 KILZ.

    09. Hunting is about hunting for some killer new club to hang out at.

    08. Looking for a Rave doesn’t get you directions to the hair spray asile at Wal-Mart.

    07. Suicidal girls doesn’t initiate Mental Health & Law Enforcement agencies being dispatched.

    06. Gothic dress is hip during the day – it’s not just for night paint ball games.

    05. Dying your hair gray is normal.

    04. Most Montanan’s think MP3 is a fuel additive.

    03. Trench coats left fashion status in Montana with the death of Lonesome Dove.

    02. They don’t offer “Black Nail” manicures within 300 miles of Kila.

    and the number one reason why Lynn is suited for big city living…..

    01. There is no way Dwight would move to a metropolitan area.

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