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21-Nov-08
A look back at the week that was...
· Edita Vilkeviciute: we may have just met her, but she's our new fashion icon.
· We hear there's a light at the end of the tunnel butt.
· "Intimate Temptations" isn't bad, it's just named that way.
· Penny and Gianna: can you decide between these two? (Cause we sure can't).
· Evan Stone is a "Porn Icon." Even better, he gets to do Gianna Michaels.
· So many beautiful women... so many beautiful topless women.
· Stoya: Supreme Commandress and woman of the people.
· Sir Thomas Taliaferro, Lord Byron, of the House of Asses, would like to have a word with you.
If Ricky Martin ever taught us anything, it was that candles aren't just for decoration anymore. Can anyone get enough of pouring hot wax all over a hot girl? Okay, in real life, probably yes. But in porn? Never! The more wax the better—especially when it drips from multicolored penis candles (Genius? We think so.). So get those candles going, because setting the mood just got a little hotter.
Another day, another list of the world's sexiest women—this one from E!, who gave top honors to Czech lingerie model Karolina Kurkova. While we were surprised by some of the list's inclusions (and exclusions—no Keeley Hazell??), we were pleased to note that many of the world's most beautiful ladies are quite well known to us—in the boob flashing sense, we mean. We've compiled a list of nip slips and boob shots from the loveliest ladies in the world; join us after the jump for some naked celebrity action.
Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on 
Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We'll get right on changing that.
Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina 
Gisele Bundchen: Yes. 
Scarlett Johansson: No, but we 
Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that 
Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little 
Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in 
Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of 
Shakira: Nope—and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause 
We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's 
Kimber James may have been the 
We're pretty sure that ice cream and sex are our two favorite things (pretty sure—the internet might be in their somewhere), so if you gave us the opportunity to have sex to have sex in an ice cream truck, we'd be undressed so fast our clothes would be in the fourth dimension. So, um, we're more than a little jealous that 
We hear it all the time at Fleshbot world headquarters: Dudes like it when the ladies take some initiative in the fucking department. Not necessarily in the dominatrix-wielding-a-cattle-prod way (unless that's what you're into, in which case, yay for scary dominatrices with cattle prods)! Clearly, women who know what they want and how to get it are intriguing and sexy. The take-charge ladies in this week's Sex Blog Roundup are just that: from sadistic to orally talented to, well, Mexicanas sexuales, they'll leave you hot and bothered and taking notes.
Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together.
Are you constantly missing all the hot updates on the PornHub? Do you feel out of touch and unconnected with all the latest tube vids? Good news: there's now a way for you to keep your finger on the pulse of the porn... with a minimal amount of effort! In partnership with AdultMobileSolutions, PornHub is 
There's a predictable cycle to any major scandal: shock, denial, acceptance, cashing in, and then, eventually, public repentance. Several months since we first heard her name, 
We've all heard those lines about how pornstars have low self esteem, but frankly, we just don't buy it. Just look at Julia Bond, for instance—she's totally full of self esteem. Some might even say that she has too much self esteem, in fact; just look at her, making out with herself in the mirror! Though, come to think of it, if we were Julia, we'd probably be doing the same (to be honest, you'd have a really, really hard time prying our lips off that mirror). At least Julia's a little less self-centered than we are: she's able to love both herself and other people... and let the rest of us watch, to boot.
Sure, you could comb through ZOO's website, looking for all the hottest photos of all the finest girls... or you could just browse through their Ultimate Nude Girls Pics feature, which compiles the hottest shoots from the past year in one easy web page. Isn't it fun to let other people do the work for you? Check out a few of our favorite snaps, after the jump.
The nuns taught us that "Tom Byron's House of Ass" had many mansions, and we didn't understand it then and we don't understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment ("I'm going to take a break," Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement.
Ever found yourself in this situation: you're in a conversation with your spouse, and you find yourself wishing that your spouse would just stop talking? You know, they've been rambling on for so long that you just have no idea what they're even saying anymore? Ever fantasized about the many different strategies you could employ to make them stop talking? Well then, we've found just the porn for you!! Think about it: you don't want to shoot them, or hit them over the head with toxic chemicals... but shoving a body parts into that open mouth might just do the trick. It's the situation we've all been waiting for—and if we may say so, it's really quite effective.
Fleshbot staffer sighting: a 
Beautiful Aria Giovanni isn't just a 
To be quite honest, we’re never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we violate them). There's also the matter of that whole language barrier thing, previously seen with Evil Angel's 
There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well.
Until recently, we thought that Penny Flame and Gianna Michaels were as different as could be—but then we saw them together in a 
It looks like Richard Kern is 
Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has 
It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with 
Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea; Kitty Lea, Vikki Blows... we like them both so much, it's hard to pick between the two. But thanks to the latest issue of Front, we don't have to choose: we can enjoy both busty beauties for the price of one lad mag (or online for free, whatever). Now if we could just figure out a way to get these two lovelies to start making out... well, we'd never have to leave the house ever again.
When she came on the scene in 2008, fresh-faced “Girl Next Door #6” Madison Ivy took America’s heart by storm, but in 2008 made tabloid headlines when it was revealed that she had “Just Fucked Daddy’s Best Friend."
The nerds at Nerdcore love us so much, they've given us even more uncensored, exclusive peeks at their super sweet calendar. To the left, we have Jana Cova and Georgia Jones, after the jump, find out who gets to conquer Mars... topless! Want to show your thanks to these generous nerds? If you're in LA, the launch party is tonight at 7 at Golden Apple Comics. If you're not in LA, well—thankfully, through the power of the internet, you can still buy the calendar.